Friday, December 23, 2011

Why Big Sean Sucks and Why You Should Not Like Him At All

This is Big Sean in his cool outfit. He likes to be like wow, I have a cool medallion that costs a lot of money. I won't get into the morality of ya know a lot of poverty in the world and blah blah blah because that's probably not within his depth of field. What I do appreciate is his little like, alternative watch he has on there. That's pretty cool.


Okay enough screwing around, Chris Brown is on your album. Not cool. In a sense I can't even take what you have to say seriously. Second of all, your beats is whack. Get off your computer a bit. Stop working with Kanye chode West and Wiz chode Khalifa and come on, Chiddy Bang? And people, don't think I stopped listening to the album at this song. I listened to the whole thing. I just had enough material to write this much from the first two songs. These lyrics below are not even close to the worst (These are: (shiz). yuck 

"Ok, now where that alcohol
You aint even got to ask
Cause I'mma drink it all like, like its my last
She a 7 in the face, but a 10 in the ass
She even look better by the end of my glass"


Like, how much of a disgrace of a person are you? Yeah, I guess if say one were drunk, like really really drunk, they might think in that like, sort of inebriated process, ...ugh more alcohol, not that attractive chick, sort of not that attractive chick, hot chick. Chya, I just finished all that alcohol I was just bragging about. Dude, plus we're still like juniors in high school. Getting drunk and objectifying women is still cool because we're 16 and impressionable and watch MTV and listen to music like....oh.. right, like this. Suck it "big" Sean.






-Woland

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